Short Novel

Title: The King and Mubarak

Genre: Fantasy
Rating: General
Exception: None
Special consideration: No Skimming at all!
Preparation: spectacle for cannot-see-without-it-person


Once a pond a time,
there was a century where cat
is a leader and fox as a follower..

Cat is very strong at that time and
their body is bigger than a can of
planta... However, there was
a cat who is smaller than their species
called Mubarak Hashim (left pic)..

Mubarak Hashim is smaller ten times than
the ordinary cat at that time...He is often
bullied and often been asked to buy roti canai
at Mat Topedo Mamak Stall..


One day, in the bright afternoon the queen
of this country, Queen Rahimah the third(look left
picture pls)by her messenger
called out this message..

"To all my citizens of Cat of Spanyol..I Queen
Rahimah the third is so boring because
laying on my bed all day long and watch this
fox acting like clown..I am indeed bored by their
unprofessional way of make joke...so I
as a leader would offer 10,000 freskies(some sort of
food that is so tasty) for free
if you guys can cheer me up..plus there are
insurance waiting for the winner..Hence,
there is no rules, as long as I laugh..
regards, flaw from Queen Rahimah the third"

Mubarak who is inspired by Jim Carrey started
to find ways to make the queen lol (laugh out lung)..
so Mubarak make research every day and ask
old folk to tell the dikir barat joke to imitate..
Until one day he is mentally ready..

One d-day..every cat in the city line up
all the way to castle...all of the cat seems ready
except Mubarak..his underarm sweating a lot
that is why he is wearing deodorant..



Sometimes he heard the queen yelling

"STOP STOP not the violin again..
this is not funeral you cat!! this is
joke contest..now guard.."


"Yes Queen"the guard said


"Take this cat to the jail..he make
me more sad...and feed him with
grass for a week..."


"Right away Queen..you just make
the queen mad pal, and spoil my card
game.." the guard said angrily




Nasir the guard almost pawn
Wahab(not in the picture)

That incident make Mubarak more
nervous...

Finally his turn...Mubarak try to calm down..
spray more deodorant..and

"What is your name son?"asked the queen

"Mubarak my lord(bow)..can I start?"

"Sure...you look very confident..
make me laugh bebeh..if not
i will cut your mustange(misai).."

With full of confidence Mubarak
throw something..the queen
suddenly run and play with that
thing..and start lol lol lol like there
is no tomorrow...rolling here and
there..and the guard started to
laugh too...and the whole castle
has to purposely laugh if not
the queen will cut their tongue..

This only illustration of the
queen playing around with
Mubarak's secret weapon


Mubarak since then is the local
comedian with salary of three
meatball, 10,000 friskies and
1 second hand pumpkin car used by
cinderella with berjaya insurance...








This is Mubarak after been crown
"Most influence cat of the year"


This is the portrait of
Queen Rahimah the third..
May her spirit covered by wool...