True story essay

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korang dgn satu story..this is kind of
true story.. please read if you have time..
if you want to skim this wonderful story.
just forget bout it..you gonna miss the
message.."


Essay topic- my girl friends...

since i was a child i have a crush on this girl name suzzy
.she has long curly hair white face(this is not racist)
pretty teeth and cute little smile...


so one day i sat beside her in a party..u know what happened
...i cry cause she is so cute that night...
i bite my hand cause my brain being so
late transferring data to ask her dancing...
man what a waste...Fuad who is the famous person in my
kindergarten started his move by asking suzzy
on a tap dance...

what a rude attitude cause suzzy just undergo
knee operation...suzzy cry and ran quickly
...i chase suzzy with worried face
to show i worried bout her...
i mean she ran with wheel chair...

pity suzzy, so i slow talk with her
and she start smiling and i knew that
it just a beginning...one day suzzy send
sms telling that our relationship was over...
she said that she hate me...
i knew her father type for her cause she
does'nt have any fingers..
i also knew that her father has
an affair with our teacher...damn..

then 15 years old i met with this girl..
really quiet in my class..she is shakila..
.always get a+ in every exam..
.i respect her cause ignore supian...
supian is only person who
can get a+ same like shakila...
supian think shakila like him,so one
day he plan to gave her a bouquet of
flowers to shakila...i knew supian only
want shakila's money...
because shakila is daughter of famous assassin.
.so supian gave me the flower in a
way so that i gave to shakila...

i take that flower and gave to
rahimah ram(pretty but only bath once a week..no racist)
...so rahimah ram see supian
and hold supian's hand and start smiling
and the smell can beat poisonous toilet
...supian was warded and once again i
got chace to tell shakila that i like her
cause supian coma for a month...
no luck for me shakila has to run away cause
her father was hunt by police of cuba...

what to do i was disappointed and started to
blame supian by framing him taking picture
of principle sleeping in assembly...
supian was send to henry gurney school...
pity him but he make my life empty without girl friend...

3 years later i was in college.
.there is one lecturer.
..like to ask me to answer her question..
.i don't want to make contact with her eye's
cause she is so pretty...
one day i received sms from her...


miss is said that she want to see me after class.
..so met her and she said she want to treat me
cause i got good marks for biomedical analysis..
.i said i left the paper blank but why i have
highest mark...she seem like hiding something and
started to smile like crazy joe.
..i freak out when she speak...she actually a guy.
..i wonder why she never spoke in class
...i mean she always use white board to write questions...
actually she transform to avoid paying tax...crazy people...

when i report that harassment to principal said
she is college's best lecturer so no
written report would be taken...
he even warning me to sell my kidney
if i make report to education minister...

20 years later i still have no girl friend...
not even one wanna couple with me...
i hate this situation...i was rich..2 car 3 bicycle
and 2 cat...but still lonely...so i join this club...
single and healthy club..there i met 4 girls
but found out only one that that has a curly hair and pretty eyes

my dream...oh yeah...i never feel this feeling
before but i think she is the one
..so i start date with her...one day
i wanted to marry her...she was looking away and
start crying...i was clueless...
i start treated to hurt myself by
eating raw egg..

slowly she said that she cannot
marry me cause i'm from uganry...
she is so racist...so i ask her id...
she is also ugaryian...i slap her face and she said sorry...


we didnt get married cause a day later she
was kidnap cause owe money with loan
shark to buy new horse to race


...so until 1678 i have no girl friend...at age 78 i was
admitted to hospital cause my tongue bitten
while eating chewing gum with my cats....
i know that i gonna die soon so i
tell this young nurse my stories..
.every day she came and listen to my stories...i
never knew she like me...

i started to knew she like my when
20 seconds before i close my eyes forever...
i think she just said that cause to make me die
in a smile...anyway this journal taken
from my pocket...1678 bundajers,uganlia
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