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Dear elektronik and sick diary..
i have to tell you something about
my principle when meeting new person..
this is especially important when the new
person will be staying in your house..yes..
yikes..

i tend to judge people from outside,
from inside as well.. what from outside
(you ask me while angkat-ting your
kening like Ziana Zain)?

well gua tend to judge people from
appearance..ugly mouth smell, sweaty armpit
and even smelly feet/foot(i dont care, u just choose k)..
this seems like small matter to you who are hippies,
anu dalam botol, rempit vx-3gp, and dua alam tak berkat...
but for me when somebody want to enter our environment
we need to be ready to get this impact..or avoid it at the
first time..at least gua kasitau gua tak suka dia
sebab cthnya: kaki bau setan..and i will tell my friend
"are you sure he will stay with us..his armpit is killing
my smelling sense..ohh tq mr new guy, i just can't smell
this perfume.."..

but most of the time, i will keep inside my heart..lu
bayangkan every time i judge people especially kita
nak menjalinkan long relationship..last yesterday(minggu
lepas la..) me and my fren , meggi(nickname) went to
house inspection..there was a guy named Carlos..i called
him and we went to his house..i really don't care about
his nickname even though he is asian..but, when we came
to his house, i tend to observe Carlos..when first time I
meet him, he is very nervous and raise his hand to shake
me early- even i was 10 meters away at that time..so
dia angkat tangan nak salam sambil berlari..so freak..i mean
mild freak..

so when we entered his apartment, i tend to realized that
his breath pattern is quite awkward..dia bernapas sangat
berahi..inhale and exhale every deeply like watching something
illegal...anyway, his body to smell not nice.. maybe because
he is nervous at that time..or maybe he like to sweat
a lot to make people he is masculine..nahhhh.. my fren, maggi
said he focus on the furniture, room and stuff..but for me
I focus on Carlos..

back to my main point...i also judge people internally..
you know when people start talking for a long period
for example bersembang lebih dari sejam or
after he is in comfortable zone cth : bagi dia isap
rokok, kasi dia air coke...actually
the new guy will stop pretending simply because
dia ingat kita dah sebati dengan dia...so the new guy
will expose their story when chatting with us..

you will realize that ada people yang bila bersembang
dia akan banyak diam and observe the environment..
ada yang cakap tak henti2..ada yang cakap besar..
ohh i master every kind of talk except smelly breath..
i just find reason to get out..it is really awkward
when we meet new guy, then the guy will tell story
about his fortune, his grandmother wages, his father
bonus..i mean come onnnn..that kind of story
is exposing your self to term call
mamat gebang, cakap besar, mulut speaker windows 95,
mamat rempit v3, ani dalam botol episod 2 and sebagainya..

katakan gua baru jumpa i..sembang punya sembang
gua kasitau yang gua ni anak orang kaya..kereta mitsubusyi
lenser gua bakal sebat.. pastu gua nak beli lagi satu
kereta untuk bawak balik Malaysia..this sound stupid kan..
bagi gua kalau kita nak luahkan tentang kekayaan ni,
kita kena cari orang yang dah kaya..dia tak kesah la sbb
dia pon kaya..kita kena cari member lama.sebab member
lama dia dah kenal dah kita ni kaki melabon, kaki cakap
besar..

cakap pasal cakap besar ni..i have a friend that suka
sangat cakap besar..udah la cakap besar at the same time
dia tipu..gua panggil dia penipu besar..ramai cakap
dia kuat tipu..so one day gua experience my self..cilanat
ni kata nak main PS kat megopleks..mainly because dia punya
mak ada ofis kat situ..so i waited 30 minutes or so..so next
day gua hangin la..gua esok bang dia..gua panas la kan orang
kencing gua..gua pon sound dia..dia dengan selamber dia
kata "aku tunggu hang semalam..tak jumpa pon"..kepala
bana dia..gua tunggu sambil jalan2 satu soping komplek..

after gua bang dia..dia nak blanja gua beger..pigidah sama
lu pny beger..gua waktu rehat tak makan kat sekolah sangat
so pegi jalan la sama beger lu..ada lagiiii..one day dia melabon gua
kat belakang umah dia ada lane boling..can u trust that..susah
nak pecaya kan..so gua cakap la kat member gua..kebetulan
sorang tu penah sekolah sama dengan dia..member gua ni
dgn selamber kata gini "dah2 la tu mat menipu, dari sekolah
rendah lagi.."..mamat tu dengan muka berubah blah dari situ
kecewa suntikkan menipu tak berjaya..

maybe orang camni dia rasa horny bila menipu or
even self esteem dia jadi cam tinggi seperti
minum air susu bagus...i dont know..
ok la gua biarkan luorang menjudge
u tell me..or not..

p.s: x sabau nk balik