future message

Deer my son,

right now i am writing this memo to you son..
hope you are well manner when reading this
memo(i mean it)..please don't open porn while
reading my blog son..it will bring disgrace like
putting coal on my pimple-less face(i lie)..

i am sure you can talk, walk and poop nicely
when you read this blog..i want you, my son(i dont
know your name yet) to start drafting on a piece
of paper to write what u want to be in the future..

u can be what ever u want..as long as it benefited to
your own son, me, mom and my whole generation(including
my cat too)..for example you can be male nurse but
be careful not to behave like female nurse..of course i just
kid..u can be 'patah' son..as long as you never do same sex love..

u can be mat rempit, but make sure you ride superbike my son
with extra protection..full cover helmet..

if you are a daughter..remember my daug(singkatan)..i want you
to tutop aurat..but if you don't want to, u can do so..i hope u happy
to see me burning like bunga api in hell..i just kid again..

i heard that rubber prices gone up today..u can be rubber tapper..
it is not sin at all..you maybe wear dirty clothes, but in the pocket
your money is thick as my lemak..ok my daughter and son..promise
me that..

ok bye2..hope you don;t do drug but you can make drug(scientist)..ok