Hari kabur..lawak dan lawak

WARNING!!
VERY EXCITING THREAD..
NO PICTURE NEEDED..
18 YEARS OLD &ABOVE ALLOWED,...
15 YEARS OLD ALLOWED
WITH GUARDIAN SIT BESIDE
THEM..
13 YEARS OLD ALLOWED
AS LONG AS THEY PROMISE
TO CALL WHOLE FAMILY TO
READ THIS THREAD...
12 YEARS AND BELOW
DON'T BELAGAK PANDAI,
GO TO BED EARLY, DON'T
WATCH PORN..

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SCANNED COMPLETE...
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helo guys..sorry sebab
kawalan gua ketat utk thread ni...
malam ni ntah ngape mata
gua cam kabur..power gua
naik lagi ker...sigh..

kalau korang tak pakai spek
lu orang memang betuah.
gua pakai start form 1 with
massive freaking awesome of
100 both sight..

skang ni dekat 700..arghh..
*gua igt lagi gua suka
tengok tv secara dekat
iaitu melihat kaca-kaca..
gua letak mata dekat
kaca tv dan melihat pixel
tv tu pecah seperti kaca-kaca..
KLASIK!!

then masa gua kecik suka main
torch light..pastu letak depan
mata gua..nice!!

more gua suka pakai
spek tok gua..pastu
jalan nampak cam gaung je..
NICEY BITESY!!

masa gua darjah lime..
gua baca dalam gelap..
AWESOMIC!!

form 5 gua pakai contact
lens after makan kari..
mata panas dan gua sejukkan
dengan letak mata
depan aircond kereta...
NOT-SO-BAD-IDEA!!

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dah2..hari ni gua nak cite benda lain
sebenarnya..hari ni gua lol kuat gila
di dapur lepas sembang dengan
Tommy and JK my Vietnamese
housemate...tapi knape best
sangat lepak dengan diorang?!

ish..gua nak blaja culture orang lain la..
contoh dia camni..

Tommy: you know that when my auntie
have a baby..she asked me, do you think
I should get a dog?
Gua: pelik...????
Tommy: because the baby poop
can feed dog
Gua: What the health!
JK: yes, they let their children
poop in the basket and the dog will
circle the basket because the dog
want to eat that poop
Gua:LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Tommy: LOLLLLLLLL..yes it
is true
JK: anyway, I am confused
is it just Vietnam dog or
not, because what if the Japan
dog brought to vietnam..will they
eat poop..
Gua: do the dog eat adult poop
Tommy: well no..because adult poop
in the toilet bowl..
Gua: ok(betol gak tu..takkan nak
berak kat dalam basket)...

dialog funny ni datang bila dia
tanya gua,.makanan binatang apa
yang famous kat Malaysia..gua kata
la kat kg kasi makan tulang je..kat
bandor kasi la makanan friskes ke apa..

poop= najis
then start la rahsia terbongkar..

then si JK bukak lagi cerita

JK: we also eat dog
Tommy: well not me
JK: my friend said it is delicious..
my family do not eat dog because
we have pet...
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then Tommy tanya gua..

Tommy: do you know why BIRD is
hot?-MAKSUD DIA SUHU BIRD
PANAS

melihat kepada peribadi Tommy gua
suspecious apa itu BIRD..

a)burung
b)burung manusia
c)burung vietnam..

then gua cakap camni

Gua: bird??
Tommy: yes bird..b.i.r.d
Gua: do you mean our bird?
because it located outside the body..
Tommy: LOLLLLLLLLLL..NOT THAT BIRD

pastu panggil JK..JK pon cakap tak tau..then
dia cakap..
JK: because they run fly..that is why
their body is always hot even in winter..

JK menang.,,,,

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Tommy: let say a girl who is non
muslim want to marry you..they
need to convert is it?
Gua: I dont want to comment on that..
because it will make u confuse if
somebody else answer it..let other
people with more knowledge to answer
that question..
JK: what about condom,,,(merepek
sial beliau) i heard catholic
prohibited it..
Gua: i have no idea..sambil geleng kepala..

*tak tau cakap tak tau..kalau gua jawab
lain, orang ada ilmu kata lain..make me
total loser..so baik diam..