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Hello peeps..

today gua nak cite tentang jenayah..

bosan ke pasal jenayah ni?? no guys..

this is really serious matter and stinky too..

why the heck crime in the middle of spring!!

ok let me tell you somethin'..skang ni cuaca

kat sydney sangat sejuk seperti angin puting

beliung with a lil bit of slurpee from seven11..

so when the weather is windy& chilly-the enemy will come!!

lembap!!not that lembab! it is moisture..yes..kelembapan..

i really have problem with this lembap thing..i have told

you rite about fungus yang slalu ada kat kaki gua..

every winter mesti gua kena athlete foot..it is damn

itchy and michy cam garu kurap(dah hilang..thank god!)...

so bila cuaca sejuk, every wet things are enemy..baju basah

bila cuaca sejuk -terselepuk or bergulung akan menyebabkan

baju tu damn bau hapak..btol tak? try la, basahkan baju and

biarkan bergulung..so in Sydney without folding or crumbling

the your singlet, when it is wet, it will smell like sardine..

this is true bebeh..

i really have problem with people who wear sock..really..

this is basically true when in chilly winds..they thought

it is ok to wear their socks right after they took ablution(wuduk)

..this is real crime man..jahat gila..udah la ketiak baru lauk basi,

then tambah dengan stokin bau sadin tahun lepas..man

u can be sick..really sick..

i know that we want to keep our feet warm..tapi

lepas amik wuduk tu lap la dulu kaki..ni terus sarong

je..cam sarong kain pelikat..come on man..the thing is,

why in this world they dont smell that deadly smell???

hari ni gua bau stinks!..then gua terus tengok kat

kaki orang tu...tajam mata gua..cam eagle eye..

.SOCKS!!..sah!! wet socks in the windy

weather..mmg sick jokes..prank joke pon tak sick gini..

winter tak bermakna lu orang takleh jadi pemalas..malas

nak mandi..malas nak basah..i olso have that problem maa..

but u have to smell your armpit..smell your stoking..smell

your dress..if you can do this, i am happy to be next to ya..

you need to be perfect masa winter ni..

seriously

Wet Socks + Wet Armpit + No bath

is simply...erm

look at the picta...

ok la guys..this guide brought to

you smelly breath..another deadly force..

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